raisins

raisins come from grapes

people come from apes

i come from canada

i came in first place in a nonexistent race

to rebuild the parthenon

the parthenon's in greece or was it in grease 2?

i can't keep my movies straight

when i make mistakes i use a lot of salt

'cause salt makes m'steaks taste great

i don't want to be a bother

but i think the phone's for you

i've got orange pants

i wear them when i dance

but i don't get out that much

you are just too loud

i passed you in a crowd

thank you and keep in touch

i don't speak chinese

not even words like please

thank you or how are you

but i can parle franaais

i parled a bit today

it seemed like the thing to do

i don't want to be a bother

but i think you're in my seat