ramblin', scramblin'

Singer:jerry jeff walker

ramblin'

scramblin'

tryin' to get my mind untangled

ain't never seen nothin' in the whole wide world

that give more trouble than to try 'n' love a girl

like most everybody i've had bad luck

you know i've been down and out and didn't have a buck

i've been hired and fired and loved and mistrusted and three or four women left me busted

took my money. took my lovin'. took my toothpaste too

first went ramblin' a few years ago

some fool woman she tried to tell me no

i had an ol' leather bag it wasn't even mine

i had a heart full of sorrow and a tangled up mind

she done it. she kept squezzing toothpaste in my ear. she said i couldn't leave

took 3 or 4 steps backwards and gave her a dropkick right in the crotch

her eyes lit up and said oh your leaving. yeah

yeah

i headed for new orleans louisiana and all night drinkin' and jazz piano

that music in the air will set your toes a tappin' but those hustlin' women sent me a packin'

lickity split. i split

met a gal down there said she came from way out west

said she could roll a cigarette with just one hand

she proved it. she rolled me with the other

yeah

i grabbed my bag i had my hat in my hand

took the advice to go west young man

i figured now i'd finally learned my lesson

me and women weren't messin'

met another un. wasn't too good lookin'. but juggs whew

i'm not saying she's a big chick or anything but one time i did ask her what size bra she wore

she said 6 7/8. i said my god what did you measure it with?.she said stetson whew

yeah well

i got to californ-i-a

i figured it was time i headed her my way

she was talking about us and having a home and i was talking about us and livin' in uncle henry's basement

she said what. said she didn't understand

i proceeded to take 3 or 4 steps backwards and give her a dropkick right in the crotch

i said honey i believe in treating women gentle but first you've got to get their attention

yeah

the same things have happened over again

every time i meet a woman she tries to pin me in

found the only way to handle a woman is to keep your bags packed

keep movin'

steppin' lightly

eyes forward

proud

determined

masculine

probably get horny

can't live with 'em and you can't live without em

that's why i write so many of these weird songs i guess