blow up plastic girl

well i knew i had to have her so i sent off in the mail

i saw her picture in that magazine

and when the postman brought her

i thrilled as i blew up

the prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen

i called the new girl wendy and wendy blew my mind

figured that i'd keep her around

her plug kept her inflated and when i had it in

but when i pulled it out she'd go down

she's a life sized

wife sized

full grown blow up plastic girl

nothin's missin'

yeah she never had a headache

she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin'

yeah she's there when you need her

she's more than just a friend

and her skin is as smooth as a pearl

she's a life sized

wife sized

full grown blow up plastic girl

well i didn't tell nobody except my best friend earl

you can't trust just anyone you see

when i'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas

wendy

she'd be waitin' there for me

one night i came home anxious with wendy on my mind

and it broke my heart in two when i walked in

and i found the one i'd always thought would always be just mine

layin' there with earl my best friend

i never dreamed that wendy would be the cheatin' kind

i never figured earl would let me down

but you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times

cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round