fat
Singer: ray stevens
my new driver's license photo
makes me look like quasimoto
and all my clothes are styled for me
by minnesota fats
the diet drink i live on
soon may take the place of decon
heard it killed 8-million laboratory rats
every night i dream of ding dongs
that are big enough for king kong
and someday i may just be that big myself. stepped on the scales
put in a dime
card came out
said one at a time"