the real deal

Singer:billy joe shaver

with a halo of gnats around my cotton-pickin' head

you never even listened to a single word i said

you sit there on your pompous ass and click your fancy heels

contemplate another piece of art that you can steal

yeah

you're rich and you're good-lookin' and outstanding in your field

but i'm the real deal

no you can't know how i feel

'cause i'm the real

real real deal

ah

ya bet your sweet petuti i'm the real deal

you may always be rich and i may always be poor

you're the kind that never gets enough of wantin' more

hittin' on my friends

swingin' on my doors

here's a little somethin's gonna even up the score

try as you may you can't know how i feel

'cause i'm the real deal

oh you can't know how i feel

'cause i'm the real

real

real deal

ah

ya bet your sweet petuti i'm the real deal

i used to chop that cotton sometimes leanin' on my hoe

but we all know a hoe ain't just a hoe anymore

you educated gals are 'sposed to be so damned smart

sometimes you fool around and get the horse behind the cart

i got one foot in the grave the other 'un on a 'nanner peel

but i'm the real deal

i can make you young girls squeal

'cause i'm the real

real real deal

you bet your sweet petuti i'm the real deal