real late starter

i woke up late today

actually i do that eveyday

got no place to be seen

i'm not part of a scene

i'm a genius loser

keeping counsel with my own opinion

president of the state that i'm in

should i just stay in bed?

should i live in my head?

oh god so many a=questions to ask

oh you could call me lazy

i think of it as taking my time

cos i don't want to do what i don't want to do

i'm the question refusenik

but

oh my god

if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine

but i'm a real late starter

so i'm making up for the lost time

oh my god

if i was somebody

you'd be kissing my arse right now

but i'm so polite

i do it all of the time

i missed my calling in life

oh well

day by day i wonder

if i will be torn a asunder

by these things that i know

that nobody else knoes

or maybe it's the drinking

i guess we should consult a bible

everybody needs a sign

or bless the birds and the bees

the flowers and trees

and blessed be the slacker

but

oh my god

if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine

but i'm a real late starter

so i'm making up for the lost time

oh my god

if i was somebody

you'd be kissing my arse right now

but i'm so polite

i do it all of the time

i missed my calling in life

oh well

you must be having a laugh

oh god your having a laugh

no point in worrying if my days are a disaster

inside my little head i'm happy ever after

yes i am

but

oh my god

if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine

but i'm a real late starter

so i'm making up for the lost time

oh my god

if i was somebody

you'd be kissing my arse right now

but i'm so polite

i do it all of the time

i missed my calling in life

oh well

but

oh my god

if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine

but i'm a real late starter

so i'm making up for lost time

oh my god

if i was somebody

you'd be kissing my arse right now

but i'm so polite

i do it all of the time

i missed my calling in life

ohh. what am i like

yes i am