retired grocer constructs tiny mount rushmore entirely of cheese

he'd been retired for a week or so

when his interest in art was renewed

he found he had extra time on his hands

and he kind of missed working with food

so he made a tiny mount rushmore

constructed completely of cheese

then he added a cute little forest scene

made out of noodles and peas

next came a little log cabin

he built using sausage-link logs

but sadly the whole thing was swallowed

by a couple of art-loving dogs