return of django reinhardt

Singer:bull, dan

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

reinhardt's here from a bygone era

a lionheart

he'll hit high and hard

dealing truckloads of damage with the rocket hammer

slamming on your noggin 'til you're flatter than the ham is in a sandwich

gets hyped for the battle 'cause he's streaming david hasselhoff

so keep your head down like you're feeding from a cattle trough

you don't want no hassle off

this teutonic dude coming

two ton of human castle with a tousled roof on it

suit of armour shining like a tin of shoe polish

hammer slamming down like they found a new comet

with a nuke on it

new and improved to juice omnics

the supersonic boom rattles in your ear like a loose grommet

with the bass shaking your boot from it

make you feel like dre came back and made a new chronic

so if you've got a problem then come on and do something

there'll probably be nothing left of you except a whodunit

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

reinhardt will ride

hard as a hammer on a stallion

chivalry's alive

but he's not asking if he can marry you

knight in shining armour

he looks like a high commander

of a fleet of viking pirates who just seem to like to charm us

during the omnic crisis

he lost the sight in one eye

'cause he was swamped with irresponsible excitement

it's one thing being confident and hyped up

it's quite another being incompetent and mindless

but underneath the young demeanour

deep beneath the boldness

he believes in being noble and pleasing balderich

flipping massive shoulders that are big as actual boulders

he'll bring you to a dark place as if he's matthew holness

he could stroll up to a pack of passing soldiers

and be like: hold up

retreat

go back and pack your dolls up

he could make a navy seal

feel like a baby seal

can't keep the metal clean forever so let's stain this steel

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

when all you have is a hammer everything is a nail

swinging and flailing it as if it was a tail

crusading through the place like you were richard in acre

slaying dragons like the king did to people of a different race

middle age is just a mindstate

get out that little cage

it's a little late to chase youth

that's a trivial phase

and it'll fade

give or take a few years

you'll get all grey

your little great grandkid will visit your grave and it'll say: rip he was renowned for conspicuous bravery

as cheerful and neighbourly as suspicious of knavery

committed to his mission with a valiant zeal

although he's trapped in the past like watching ally mcbeal

the man is married to steel but cannot carry a shield

why would he bother when he can whip out the barrier field

how do you feel when that big hammer is dealing

that much damage

that you really need a charity appeal?

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

die hard while i hold the line

i'm a lionheart

guten tag

hallo hi i'm reinhardt

hitting things with a hammer is a fine art