ride for aids

i'm a modern privileged gay

you spend most evenings on your back

disposable income everyday

i think it's time that we both give back

turn off doctor oz

ride a bike for a good cause

raise some dough for our friends who are pos

training

sweating - that shit hurts. feel the wind blowing in your hair

trading in our mini-skirts

for some fashionable active wear

i still don't see the appeal

plus i can't ride a bike in heels

but just think how good you'll feel

i can make my rump hurt better for a weekend

get your ass to san francisco

then ride down to la. safety first so wear a helmet. bitch i said no way!"