ride the tempest

step forth and face the beast that is the mighty tempest! dare to go for a spin on the

world's most horrifically fabulous ride! behold the tempest! the fastest

highest

steepest

and tallest coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!

we fuckin rollin with no controllin

them bolts aint holdin. take you higher

rollin on wires

till time expires. swingin corners

so kids are goners

you hangin on-ers. duck them tunnels

they shrink like funnels. get your forehead pummeled

we upside down you

then round and round you

your evil found you. let's go faster

its sheer disaster

while spinnin backwards. jagged edges

no kind of ledges

with broken wedges. its the largest

fastest

steepest

deepest

tallest

all this and more

roller coaster. it's something thrilling for you

so get on

get on it

you got that feelin in you

so jump up

jump on it

it's somthing wicked for you so get on

get on it

we got that ticket for you

so jump up

jump on it. electrifyin and now you climbin

feels like you flyin. the cars are shakin

slowly elevatin

sound like they breakin. rickety

rackety

clickity

clack

up we go

you no look back. some french guy had to look

froze up and fell out

he got so shook. so fuck him

them

polls keep duckin

this cart you stuck in upward spiral

the rings of fire

still climbin

higher

rackety

rickety

clackity

click

now you on the tip-top tipity tip

tip of the largest

fastest

steepest

deepest

tallest

all this and more

roller coaster. it's something thrilling for you

so get on

get on it

you got that feelin in you

so jump up

jump on it

it's somthing wicked for you so get on

get on it

we got that ticket for you

so jump up

jump on it. straight down

you fallin you fallin straight down so fast your skin in crawling

straight down

you fallin you fallin straight down so fast your skin is crawlin

you fallin so fast

you see your whole life flash

your balls jump up your ass in a quick

dash

you get whiplash

the shit's so fast on your bitch ass

and it dont stop till the

shit crash

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it's something thrilling for you

so get on

get on it

you got that feelin in you

so jump up

jump on it

it's somthing wicked for you so get on

get on it

we got that ticket for you

so jump up

jump on it.