riders of the doom

Singer:tankard

bad brands rising - on mega-sales they ride

the evil corporations strive

to conquer and enslave mankind

shackles made of profits

in banknotes clad they fight

their deadly smart-phone-axes kill

our precious savings overnight

when all defenses fail

the brand-lords will prevail

riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!

riders of the doom - consumers beware!

men-in-suits-platoons

will march into our living rooms

no matter where you hide your funds

riders of the doom!

exploitation - the lords of brands strike back

with micro-rough

sam-hung

goo-gal

amass-on

face-hook

barry-black

blood and guts will splatter - women start to cry

when grapple swings the big i-sword

or terror-apps force you to buy

when all defenses fail

the brand-lords will prevail

riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!

riders of the doom - consumers beware!

men-in-suits-platoons

will march into our living rooms

no matter where you hide your funds

riders of the doom!

riders of the doom!

when all defenses fail

the brand-lords will prevail

riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!

riders of the doom - consumers beware!

men-in-suits-platoons

will march into our living rooms

no matter where you hide your funds

riders of the doom!

riders of the doom!

will ride into our living rooms

no matter where you hide your funds

riders of the doom!