ringtone

once

not very long ago

i was respected

i was popular

but now i hang my head in shame

my life is filled with such regret

a bad mistake i can't forget

and now i'll never be the same

ringtone

why did i buy this stupid ringtone?

i just can't imagine now what i was thinking at all

my friends all stare at me whenever i get a call

well

everybody

everybody

everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

when my phone goes off at work

i look like the biggest jerk

total strangers wanna slap me around

when it's ringin' on the terrace

my neighbors get embarrassed

they're beggin' me to move outta town

well

it made my wife so sick

she smashed my iphone with a brick

but i had it fixed

and now it's just fine

it's a pain

i sure don't need it

and i probably should delete it

but for me that would be crossin' the line

'cause i hate to waste a buck ninety nine

hey

i paid good money for this. ringtone

why did i buy this stupid ringtone?

i just can't imagine now what i was thinking at all

my friends all stare at me whenever i get a call

well

everybody

everybody

everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

ringtone

ringtone

ahh

ooh

chinese factory workers

muslim women in burqas

starvin' kids in angola

even folks with ebola

all the nuns and nannies

all the pakistanis

everyone on the land

everyone on the sea

every single person everywhere unanimously

everybody

everybody

everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone.