brown eyed handsome man

arrested on charges of unemployment

he was sitting in the witness stand

the judge's wife called up the district attorney

said: you free that brown-eyed man

you want your job

you better free that brown-eyed man

way back in history

three thousand years back

every since the world began

there's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear

for a brown-eyed handsome man

that's what the trouble was: brown-eyed handsome man

flying across the desert in a twa

i saw a woman walking across the sand

she been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to bombay

to get a brown-eyed handsome man

her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

milo venus was a beautiful lass

she had the world in the palm of her hand

she lost both her arms in a wrestling match

to get brown-eyed handsome man

she fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

between a doctor and a lawyer man

her mother told her: daughter

go out and find yourself

a brown eyed handsome man

that's what your daddy is: a brown-eyed handsome man

way back in history

three thousand years

back every since the world began

there's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear

for a brown-eyed handsome man

that's what the trouble was: brown-eyed handsome man

two

three count with nobody on

he hit a high fly into the stand

rounding third he was headed for home

it was a brown eyed handsome man

that won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome man