romance classified
Singer:john mayall
asian or hispanic or african american
in the marketplace with the swingers and the bi's
in the romance classified
heeled business man he likes his fun and games
cause his wife doesn't understand
your photograph get's mine
she's gonna find a sugar daddy in
where the couples meet the cross-dressers
some just wanna be observed
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so don't stake your emotions on
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