i have pubic hair on my head. i'm so boring but i act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me
and even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
i made a vid that is painfully dull
i don't care you can't tell but i just shat my jeans
and now i'm gonna list stuff that i think all rich black people love
gold teeth
cristal
and going to the club
aw hell no!
you might as well say fried chicken also!
yes my lyrics seem racist. but i don't give a fuck hip hop culture totally sucks
guys stop beating each other up
but this vid is so awful and we live in poverty
please just kill me!
no me!
no me!
no me!
calm down guys watch some tv. seriously!
we don't have fuckin cable!
all of my animals are dead. they killed themselves because i am a zombie. and every one who says i'm racist i swear that i'm not. i just live with skinheads
and now i'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff i hate
running water
ass hygiene
and first aid
i don't care. i'm not getting tetanus in my dreams. even though this song hit number one and i have tons of cash
i would rather pretend i need food stamps
you fake bitch now how the hell am i supposed to eat?
all rich people can suck it. i am such a hypocrite even though now i am loaded. i'm gonna act impoverished
play this shit on repeat
if you want to hate me and maybe you'll see how terrible i can be
god damn it! cut! that's the fifth pair of guys that killed themselves before we can finish this boring video. you know what! screw this
give me my god damn crystal and jewelry
i am done. philippe call my maybach driver and arrange the private jet
i'm going to barbados to clear my head. get me out of here
kiss my ass peasants. materialistic bitch!
yo
guys
thanks for watching my royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my awesome parodies
click this box right here. special thanks to alex
john and steve-o and page kennedy for being in this video - check out their channels right off top
they are off the chain baby. for the winner of those versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here. maddy_strickler
itsjustreanne. congratulations! this time we are giving away these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain
you can beat someone's ass all you gotta do - brief chance to win
all you gotta so is follow me on instagram
the link is in the description box - that's not all! we are also giving away these awesome red ones as well
all you gotta do is follow me on tweet to win these bad-boys. winners will be announced at the end of my next parody
guess what? i just started using vine so if you wanna follow me on there
just type in bart baker
i'm gonna make funny fucked up videos - yeah 7 seconds
you can get this song on itunes the link is right above my head. if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe button. until next time guys i need some more xanax so i can turn back into my lorde character