s'pose my toes were noses

s'pose my toes were noses

phew! i'd smell my feet

what would they do

inside my shoe

that would not smell too sweet

my nose is in the best place

right in the middle of my face

i'm kinda glad

that things worked out that way

s'pose my ears were elbows

they'd be down my shirt

when they'd bump

with an awful thump

my gosh! how that would hurt

my ears are in the best place

on the sides of my face

i'm kinda glad

that things worked out that way

what if i found my navel

in the middle of my chin

what if my lips

were on my hips

what a fix i would be in

s'pose my eyes were eye teeth

what a way to be

i'd have to say

ha!

i'd have to go

ah!

whenever i wanted to see

my eyes are in the best place

in the middle of my face

i'm kinda glad

that things turned out that way

what if i found my navel

in the middle of my chin

what if my lips

were on my hips

what a fix i would be in

s'pose my toes were noses

phew! i'd smell my feet

what would they do

inside my shoe

that would not smell too sweet

my nose is in the best place

right in the middle of my face

i'm kinda glad

that things worked out that way

i'm kinda glad

that things worked out that way