samurai abstinence patrol

in the tall skyscrapers of ancient japan

lived two great warriors

a dude and a man

who proclaimed no sex until you are married

they were arin neverbone and samurai barry

500 years later

two heroes were born

one clothed in blue spandex

the other in scorn

they were ninja sex party

they had but one quest: to bring sex to the masses

'cause that shit is the best!

in a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime

danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in space-time

each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky

graphic shots of dan's nuts were in healthy supply

arin and barry knew they had to act fast

they jumped through to the future 'cause they were dicks from the past

they landed two feet from where nsp was rocking

and screamed

danny