sanguine spin cycles

prime-time commercials are making me feel inadequate

every billboard seems to confirm this with adamance

i used to wonder why my best friends have drinking problems

until i realized we're being chased by evil media goblins

i'm tired of society's insistences that entirely consist of fragmented sentences

describing plastic products with hyperbolic phrases

channel flipping is like entering a labyrinth or several mazes

i just want to see andrew zimmern eat a caterpillar

is it to much to ask to see andrew zimmern eat a caterpillar

i just want to watch my nerdy shows on the discovery channel

my tv is reminding me i won't get hoes with my dirty flannel

i really don't need to be talked to in that tone of voice

i can abandon this television to watch my porn of choice

but even that's plagued with witty advertisements

i'm simply amazed at everyone's giant penis sizes

you can't sell people's culture on a television

girls dress nerdy chic

but can't discuss fiction

they can't remember any superheros with laser vision

they don't realize that technology develops from science fiction

marketing gurus have convinced us that we need them

advertising firms convince you to drink seagram's

i've got a vendetta

i'm a grumpy groucho marxist

my act scores were low

but that doesn't make me retarded

happy meals sell sex dolls

posh spice on the go

i'm the butt of every joke told by tosh.0

i never rode a horse

but i'll probably be buried in some polo

i've got the new iphone that takes 2000 megapixel photos

i'm healthy

i don't eat meat

and i ride elipticals

i abstain from drinks and smokes

but this shit is too cyclical

my doctor will feed me every antidepressant advertised

and have absolutely no idea why i would want to die

prime-time commercials are making me feel inadequate

every billboard seems to confirm this with adamance

i used to wonder why my best friends have drinking problems

until i realized we're being chased by evil media goblins

prime-time commercials are making me feel inadequate

every billboard seems to confirm this with adamance

i used to wonder why my best friends have drinking problems

until i realized we're being chased by evil media goblins