santa in a 4 wheel drive

i saw santa in a four-wheel drive

with presents in the back and mud up the side

it must've been a rainy christmas night

cause i saw santa in a jacked up four-wheel drive

a four wheel drive

he's got a four-wheel drive

it was christmas eve

i had my heater on just creepin around

i saw a buck down my the mud

i rolled my window down

i heard stories

but i thought they was lies

i saw a buck with a red nose shinin like a light

but i

i let it go and just keep creepin along

but i know i keep hearin that jingle bell song

before too long i had to slam on breaks

i bout t-boned santa clause's chevrolet

he had it jacked up to the sky

sleigh bells on the side

mickey thompson and 44's

two step runnin boys

red velvet trimmed the dash

i couldn't believe it when i passed

it wasn't no rain it wasn't no fog

and i didn't have no eggnog

i'm glad i didn't miss this

his front tag said wishlist

shook my head in disbelief

he smiled and then he winked at me

i never woulda coulda bet that santa was a redneck

i guess a little was in us all

so have a merry christmas ya'll