santana dvx

lonely island, the

what is that

cristal?

dom p?

oh shit

santana dvx? that's my joint!

well let's tell these motherfuckers~!

as a kid

i used to lay awake and think

when was santana gonna make a drink?

but now i'm all grown and my dream came true

santana champagne

from here to you

from the heart of napa valley and the guitar king

comes a sparkling wine

to make a blind man sing

yo it's the cham-pan-yah

from the man with the bandana

i can't stand a flute with anything but santana

what's the first name in cham - it's carlos

and to that man i propose a toast

in the 60's

he had lots of freebie sex

but now he's gettin down with the dvx

excuse me fellas!

am i to understand that carlos santana has made a champagne?

alright awwwwwwwww shit~!

i feel alive for the first time

each sip hits my lips like a landmine

without carlos in my life i was livin a lie

he makes his guitar weep

but his champagne cries

he's a southwest

tie wearin bolo champ

comin straight out the box with a bolo champ'

yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast

mix it in pots

like the way his release mixed jazz blues and pops

and the salsa fusion

he's lady's shoe producin

plus he teamed with rob thomas for a music revolution

on the 7th day

it was said god rest

but on the 8th day he made the dvx

gentlemen

gentlemen

what is all the hubbub about?

that's right

i see bitches-is enjoyin my sparkling wine

well be careful

cause this shit'll get you fucked up

bitch!

i'm like no other

one of a kind

my sparkling wine

santana dvx make you wanna have sex

i'm rich bitch! i'm havin my chips

get laid all the time

by 70's chicks - uhh

won hella grammies

batches throw me they panties

i'm probably your daddy

i probably nutted in your mammy

i'm a bay boy

city life

been around the corner

try to play me foul and my vatos gon' run up on ya

a legend

a boss

that's what i are

ask about me pimp

'tana be killin the guitar

old enough to know better but young enough to not care

i get active - might slap a bitch with my hair

left coast up top i bang that shit

my sparkling wine'll pop cristal on her lip

cain't stop

won't stop gettin my bread

pack arenas and coliseums now watch me shred

ohhhh

san-tan-tan-tan-ahhhh

a monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak

a queer drank a bottle and became a freak

a lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl

a horse drank a bottle

and fucked a cow~!