satan is my toy

satan is my toy

and jesus is my boy

satan is my toy

and jesus is my

the devil is my pal

and mary is my gal

the devil is my pal

and mary is my

a priest found a monkey

the monkey made the priest feel lucky

the monkey made the priest feel smart

then the monkey laid a

a nun was in her gown

and felt her hands downtown

she fell into a fit

when her fingers touched her

a rabbi washed his beard

before the god he feared

he taught the cantor how to hum

so his beard was filled with

a mullah climbed on his 8th wife

on the most opium in his life

but his 8th wife was in luck

he was much too high to

satan is my toy

and jesus is my boy

satan is my toy

and jesus is my