schmack!

it's the same old guys

in the same old house

lying around doing nothing

on the same old couch

oh no not another day doing nothing

the only thing we get is the tv lovin'

then it happened our boy had an idea

put this ad in the paper

and see what would appear

boredom's the matter with me

i wanna fight it

you wash the dishes baby

i'll do the dryin'

then it happened boy

then it happened boy

then it happened boy

the ad was pretty simple and this is how it read

female flatmate wanted

beautifully fully furnished water front views

female flatmate wanted

deluxe appartment would you like to move

female flatmate wanted

ring the number provided and come on over

if you're pretty come on

if you're pretty come on

if you're pretty

well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed

so many girls' numbers

they had too much on their hands

when they turned up they knew they would survive

beautiful women turning up

four or five at a time

when they left their gave their name and number

and said don't forget to call you gotta remember

this went down in history

as the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen

boredoms the matter with me

i wanna fight it

you was the dishes baby

i'll do the drying

on the weekend

the weekend

weekend

the ad was pretty simple and this is how it read