scientology = wtf?

party at the church of scientology!

let me drop some science on scientology

l. ron hubbard's weird sci-fi philosophy

they cloud theology in top-secrecy

technology

mythology

and no apology

1952 was when it all began

started on a bet by a frustrated man

his books weren't selling

so l. ron thought fast

he'd start a new religion and make a lot of cash

alien rulers

past lives

tone scales

copy written texts and scary emails

shutting up the critics

court battles left and right

mysterious deaths in the middle of the night

personality tests

e-meters

narconon

time square recruitment from dusk to dawn

all this from the guy who wrote battlefield earth"