scrambled eggs

scrambled eggs

oh my baby how i love your legs

not as much as i love scrambled eggs

oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

waffle fries

oh my darling how i love your thighs

not as much as i love waffle fries

oh have you tried the waffle fries

they are

so damn good that they should be illegal

they're like

regular fries but they're shaped like a waffle

chicken wings. chicken wings? no