the first thing that happens is the world goes black
you just hear a little snap when your neck rolls back
you don't bite your tongue off
and before you hit the ground there's a moment of bliss
it's like toking a spliff
it's like shedding your skin
it's better than the best trainwreck there's even been
as much as it's upsetting
to wake up with bruises you don't remember getting
you don't remember how the hell you ended up indoors
you don't remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts
who already thought you were a fucking disaster
it's not like a last will
unless you get your next one while you're taking a bath
i'm seizing the mic fast at middle school dances
i'm done being seized and i'm seizing my chances
and the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch
and if the world breaks your legs you go and beat it with your crutch
i see purple people eaters more than world beaters
and i've jumped a couple hurtles burned some sneakers through the meters
i'ma be the baddest motherfucking epileptic i can be
asking why's it me sleeping in the er with an iv in my arm and my v card hurting saying god fuck if i'm a die a virgin
i'ma grab the first nurse working
flirt and draw the curtain
so who's perkin doctor phil's pills
thrillville uma therman hurting in the kill bills
i don't give a fuck what you're on in the setting sun
use it as a weapon when it's said and done
hey say that i'm crazy or call it a pitfall
i'll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall
it's pinball hitting the limit to smash that glass
take a minute to sit in the whip and then i'mana mash on gas
cause i be crashing that impasse with fat ass syntax
skinny motherfucker off a bucket of slim fast
you ever had a gran mal seizure in gym class?
had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps?
fed up and we've all been better but i'm set to step up
never let up cause the fall is just the setup now to get up
regret'll never get the better of me with a sawed-off
when i'm having trouble talking someone knocks my writer's block off
if my eyes glaze and my knees drift south
and you think to stick a credit card in my mouth
i take mastercard and visa for my risk rewards
why don't you bite yours?