seminar

Singer:sir mix-a-lot

welcome to the seminar

to the seminar

sittin' at a table

lookin' like we gods

we're dressed in white

for the rap so tight

serious men with the strength of ten

comin' through like animals lookin' for a fight

intelligent

packed

so inadequate

step back

mix-a-lot's here to inforce what's dope

a brand new album

better than the last one

listen up close or you might get smoked

some say rap has become repititious

mixin' up beats of a old great jams

some hate me

some imitate me

but take me out

i'll be damned

this album is a demonstration of various styles of a hip hop art

i got paid

but i do it cause i love it

all enemies hush

let the seminar start

to the seminar

break it up

the rebel of rap is about to toss up with a brand new style

your host on the whole west coast rippin' up bedposts when i work that pile

a meetin' of the minds to elevate hardcore

take it to a level where few have been

you brag but your brain's like mush

hush learn somethin' my friend

seminar dope

smoke you cope

nope

ha i got 'em in the scope

scramble

run and hit 'em like op

chope

goin' for the throat

rustle up revenue pack it in a gunny sack

settin' up a trap for a new snack pack

a snack pack is a girl with the thickness

little in the middle

but she got much back

runnin' like a rolex

stuck in the hype mode

track after track

keep it real for a fact

i paid my posse unlike you boy

they all roll tough and they all stay strapped

get up in my face

shake my hand

saw you on the screen and your head got fat

forgot where your from

but i'll tell ya where you at

lip synchin'

lyin' and about to get slapped

smoke some of this

suck it up then think

if your group's not paid then you might get backstabbed

you's a brother

but you actin' like another

who was tryin' to get rich

now he's workin' wit scabs

i'm a genius

brains are the new thing

knowledge is in

and i'm pour somethin' wit it

you attend my dope seminar

and listen to the lyrics

hit it

debonair your nightmare

don't stare down when i clear from greenpuff square

dare to squares

break 'em up into pears

yours boys got scared

i bang

bang hardware

four four shoot 'em up

cock and pop pop

desert eagle magnum and it stops

waitin' for crime to roll and pick locks

mauseburg pump blasts

he got dropped

that is the life of a 'hip hop soldier'

i'm hated in the hood so i gotta stay strapped

rollin' in a drop top sec

cops stop

wanderin' why i'm heavily packed

i'm legally armed and like dynamite i'm ready to blast on punks who play hard

i love to love

but i can't so i ain't

silence drop the seminar