above a hollywood bar with my money gone
the ragged curtains blowing in the window
wondering if i lose my nerve
when the desk clerk calls to say
up the stairs to share my bed
i know an actress has to make sacrifices
and when i called my agent today
the conversation went this way
send in anyone from metro or warners
well then what about paramount or nbc
you say there's nothing today
just an interesting gentleman caller
with a script and the cash
just some poor white trash
from a bayou town and a driftwood shack
i was craddled by a cajun mama
deserted by a cherokee dad
then at seventeen a georgia drifter came
and we made it to l.a. and when i called my agent today
the conversation went this way
send in anyone from metro or warners
well then what about paramount or nbc
you say there's nothing today
just an interesting gentleman caller
with a script and the cash
now i hear footsteps out in the hall
mama's pictures turned to the wall
a young actress must give her all