serial killer

first one was swagga man

then why so serious

last mixtape was lost in meanwhile city

ya know?

i'm about to do it again

you are now listening to the journal of an evil genius

my name's bugzy malone

and this is my journal

somebody better tell my mother that i don't think i can stay undercover

'cus i feel like a serial killer who's just being nice for the sake of a dollar

i just want more money than sense

so i don't care if i get silly when i come up

i had a feeling that i couldn't fly when i jumped

but i still took a run up

i had a dream i committed

jumped off the ledge

woke up and i was falling

i looked round my bedroom

realized that it was a dream and i fell asleep balling

'cus i had to admit to myself that i've not got the balls so i gotta' keep moving

i feel like the devil is troubling me right now and i can't stop listening

so then i looked for the lord

help me

all i could hear was laughter

feels like the last 2 years of my life have turned out to be a disaster

did you think i was walking to school in the cold just become a grafter?

there isn't a bafta for the road side nigga that is the wickedest actor

so i keep it real

and there's a girl that i love

but i cannot commit to it

little does she know

i feel like killing her dad in my head i can picture it

blood where the family picture is

just one of them unsolved mysteries

and now shes crying into my shoulder asking 'whys my dad on the missing list?'

i zone out to lost in meanwhile city sometimes thinking when i write this

i was depressed

so i had a lot on my chest and a colourful hit list

i remember the door coming off and the police shouting 'every body get down'

i lost 3 grand that day and it felt like i lost 3 million pound

deeper into depression

what a terrible place

i don't wish it on no one

it's like my writing came to a stand still

full stop and semi-colon

i wrote nightmares

late one saturday with my eyes wide open

'cus i was sick of chilling with freddy krueger

deciding who's gonna' rolled on

i was wrestling with a demon

rikishi couldn't go this this hard

e.honda couldn't win this fight 'cus the first round left me emotionally scarred

to the point i was scared of the dark

went to church on sunday hand on my heart

and when i realized dee wasn't in it for the long run it just tore me apart

so i took a long walk in the park

somebody tell me where the end is

i shoulda' gone spec savers

'cus right now i can't see who my friend is

darkee said i was gonna' be lonely

tell him that danny bent is a battyhole

and you know for a fact that they owed me

would've thrown him through the glass on the patio

i woke up to 15 missed calls and 25 messages on my iphone

i was in panacea the night before so my head was spinning like a cyclone

the next morning i was a right-off

so i opened one eye like a cyclops

to see i had an sbtv

i just thought to myself 'oh my gosh'

i remember chilling in my bedroom listening to ed sheeran on the laptop

miles

how did we come so far? tell those other niggas to catch up

i am the wickedest english thing since fish-chips and a bit of ketchup

i'm only 12 or 13 stone and i make man sleep with a left hook

this is the journal of an evil genius

part 1 is the mixtape

watch when the ep version drops

it makes this sound like a piss take

it says 'turn into the devil' on my t-shirts

don't think that was a mistake

when arnold schwarzenegger was terminator he couldn't do this mate

yeah

bugzy malone

ya know?

you're listening to the journal of an evil genius

volume 1

i'm gonna call this track serial killer

'cus i'm just killing everything