sexy santa
Singer:steel panther
santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight
he's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great
he's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
the ladies will be screaming on christmas eve!
he delievers the sexy and he never fails
the rest of the year he works at chippendales!. sexy sexy santa
he's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs
he knows you've been naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs!
in the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's
they're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse
he traded little prancer for an exotic dancer
you can see his north pole if you look at his pants-a!
he's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff
he'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!
he's kissin' girls under the camel toe
the elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow
makin' love to every chirstmas-lovin' woman and man! suck it!
he's spreadin' christmas cheer
to the scrooges and the grinches
its a chubby eleven inches!
naked on his reindeer pounding some booze
makin' love to christians and renegade jews!
he's got a calander but only one day has an 'x'
that leaves 364 days for sex!
more cushin for the pushin' gonna plough you all night!
he's hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
all the little girls wanna sit on his lap
get 'em riled up so they get free crap
wow! little girl you wanna get some christmas inside of you tonight?