wake up major and stitch on your hat
you fell out of bed and then you landed in the cash
so what's in your diary today?
so you can tell him what to do
sgt. major knows what you want
the major knows what you want
the major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
he starts to explain it but nothing's coming out
hope that you like who you are
'cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far
sgt. major knows what you want
the major knows what you want
i know you think that you made it
i know what i'm meant to say
but while you looked in the mirror i was getting away
to you there is nothing to say
sgt. major knows what you want
the major knows what you want