shady cxvpher

eminem

my name is kxng crooked

i snap on you rappers often

when i'm spazzin' i'm just gettin' my passionate point across

like a hood cat clappin' his hands when he's talkin'

now that i got your attention

i feel i should really mention

don't come around here flossin'

big willies

we'll willie lynch 'em

pull out the chopper

rappers hittin' the ground

like every bar is a bullet

when i pull it

it sound like

b-b-b-b-b a couple of bullets are comin' your way then it jam

like god damn

then i pick up somethin' quicker

start killin' everything in the vicinity

the proximity

the glocksimity

we on yosemite sam

bam

bam your body drop

van damme

karate chop

the beretta's a better competitor

pop pop turn your sweater to a crop top

killin' you and whoever in that drop top

etcetera

etcetera and it will not stop

just shoot

shoot like doot doot

and beaucoup

beaucoup

i'm cuckoo

i'm a star goin' to war with you clones like count dooku

i'm worlds apart from you rappers

like i walk in the booth rockin' a biosuit made of plastic

and nasa's galactic elastic travelin' through space

interstellar rapping

broadcastin' from uninhibited planets

when i come back

that's it

you see a flash in the sky

it's that nigga

i

when i land

you wack niggas die

and your casket is your last hit

you wack bitch

fuckin' bastard

back to the hand clappin'

you die quicker than darren wilson walkin' through ferguson

dressed like the grand dragon of the klan

passin' niggas with pants saggin'

with their hand on a black magnum

to clap him backwards

so their last words is kcuf meht nmad saggin"