you know the reality of it is i could hear the voice of my kids
shake and bake and live the real life
talladega in the pale moonlight
strippers in their panties and they moon pale white
off into the sunset in a motorhome
when i turn that big motor on
oxygen mask strapped on my face
sponsorship paid me to go fast
so i write a verse quick enough to get cash
even have sex with two girls
that's big for a boy like myself
i even get free waffle house patty melts
yeah i did good with daddy's help in choosin'
cause if you ain't winnin' you're losin'
and now i'm grinnin' and cruisin'
gettin' drunk off of these women and boones and
i believe i got a gift for this
cause i can work a standard shifter kit
i won a mini bet on hit or miss
took a mini car to the graveyard pits
slicker than an oil spill on whale rubber
throw your budweiser up in the air
the checker flag king's arrived
don't fine dine or drink the white wine
but i'll throw back a funnel with some beer
with some jeer lee deers and bucks i shot in hiking booters
my mausberg'll make it rain from the side of my chevy nov-eer
in my rearview mirror the cops flash lights they wanna run
bitch i'm slick rick e. bobby
follow me in to the middle of nowhere
and you can run laps with the dirt track president