shamrocks and shenanigans

i kicks the flavor

like steven king writes horror

if i was a jew then i'd light a menorah

i got rhymes for ya

excuse me senora

are you a whore or are you a lady?

is it erica boyer or marcia brady?

let me know hon

the deed'll get done

just assume the position

i'll take my rod

and then i'll go fishin'

i'll get your river flowin'

i'm always in the knowin'

when it comes to givin' pleasure

i'm every woman's treasure

i came to work your body

so let me do my job

i've never been laid off

my rhymin' skill paid off

cause now i'm makin' records

now i'm makin' tapes

steady bustin' suckers in bunches like grapes

makin' all the papes

scoopin' up the loot

puttin' suckers on the run

pull my gun and then i shoot

i never been a front

i never a fraud

i gotta natural skill

for that i thank the lord

cause i feel blessed

i'm casually dressed

i always got my gun

but i never wear a vest

i'm quick on the draw like the horse named mcgraw

from the cartoon boom sha lock lock boom

all right now

a little louder

everybody

all right now

breaker

breaker

here comes the caper

straight with the taper

the lyric skyscraper

hit ya like a lyrical murderer

i know ya think i have

but yo

i never heard of ya

just because you heard of me kid

fuck around until you do the lifetime bid

i'll put you in the dirt

and leave your ass for dead

when it comes to tools

t's the sharpest in the shed

cause i'm the 55 cadillac king

it ain't no thing

my cargo ring

we'll bust you in the crib

i got the skill

you gots to chill

cause i bring doom

i got the boom sha lock lock boom

i rock mad styles

i hop turnstiles

i rock all mikes

i last all night

i puff fat blunts

i rock fine scunts

step up bo

i'll kock out your gold fronts

everlast

that's my name

my unique rhyme style's my claim to fame

the house of pain's the name of my clique

you can't be down

punk

get off my dick

you make me sick

like strawberry quik

your style is wack

you ain't the mac

so yo step back

get off the crack

and sing a new tune like boom sha lock lock boom

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