she's a forgery

ooh baby better learn to love the coffin

you've been forced into

and just maybe you can line my coffers

with your eyes so blue

because you seem like a steal

i know this can't be real

i'm a hunter in the city looking for my next meal

i will praise you while appraising you

'cause we must seal the deal

hey!

i can't sell her

i can't move her

she's a forgery

i can't use her but i just can't lose her

she's a forgery

and she will be authenticated tonight

hey!

and my addiction to kimbo slice

is an affliction

i must pay the price

adrift in a sea of bulk bought fantasy

and i'm still hung up on authenticity

hey!

i can't sell her

i can't move her

she's a forgery

i can use her but i just can't lose her

she's a forgery

and she will be authenticated tonight

let the buyer beware

that the birds in your hair

are all just for show

and yes i know it's unfair

to purposely impair

but it's better if you don't know

no!

i can't sell her

i can't move her

she's a forgery

i can't use her but i just can't lose her

she's a forgery

and she will be authenticated tonight

i can't sell her

i can't move her

she's a forgery

i can't use her but i just can't lose her

she's a forgery

and she will be authenticated tonight