she's a worky ticket

she's a little worky ticket

i bought her a king cone and she wouldn't lick it

she wanted the chocolate one

but when i got there they'd all gone

yeah she's a worky ticket

everywhere we go

worky ticket

leaves me standing in the rain and freezin' in the snow

worky ticket

everywhere we go

worky ticket

worky ticket

sent me up the pub for 20 l&b

but when i got back all she did was yell at me

she was sittin' watchin' charles dickens on the box

what's that funny smell ya better go and wash yer socks

i couldn't bear it

could not take it any more

grabbed me coat and me hat and slipped out of the door

she's a little worky ticket

i bought her a watch and she wouldn't fit it

i fixed it myself

now it's smashed upon the shelf

it doesn't fit

never mind.