she's on the rag (alternate version)

i was 12 years old and never been laid

i wanted to go to a party one day

but my mom said fuck that in the a

go do your spelling and your algebra

i couldn't understand the reason

she threw a cock block on the boy

then i remembered that she was a woman

and that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joy

so i snuck out the back

went anyway

bitch ain't gonna fuckin' ruin my day

just because she's on the rag

she's on the rag

she's on the rag

i was hangin' out chillin' in a public pool

with my two-tone op's feelin' cool

i looked at the shallow end and what did i see

more blood than a scene on jaws 3d

the waters gettin' dark and cloudy

little kids trying to swim away

teen girl smack in the middle

sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august day

now she's mad at her mom

hates her dad

for never tellin' her about maxi pads

the whole pool knows she's on the rag

she's on the rag

she's on the rag

she's on the rag

and it's ruining her fuckin' day

messin' up her summers eve

too bad she couldn't get spayed

does anybody ever really need to know

when the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow

if you still get the giggles 'bout blood below

it's about fuckin' time that you started to grow

cause you'd be kickin' the dog

kickin' the cat

eatin' ice cream and gettin' real fat!

that's how you deal with

bein' on the rag

bein' on the rag

bein' on the rag