she gotta smile

she gotta smile

yeah

she gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me

she gotta wink

a wink across the bar

and i know that it's meant to be

she gotta walk

ooh she walkin' over

and i know it could be my day

she got a. friend

eeew

she gotta friend

why's she standin' in her way?!?

it's her big fat friend!

oh god

there's always one

big fat friend

to spoil my f-cking fun!

well

baby baby baby

if it's boots you wanna knock

leave your chubbly friend at home

because she's gonna block the cock

now i'm afraid of no man

with any i'll contend

but i cannot compete with your

big fat friend

so

big fat friend

ah

we meet again!

you won't leave her alone

you roll your eyes

make sarcastic comments while you suckin' on that chicken bone

but that's ok

you think you've won the battle but i tend to dis-agree

see i know you and your achilles heel

and he's standing next to me

my non-discriminating friend

non-discriminating friend!

i know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds

but with every shot of jaeger

hey you lose a couple pounds!

now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end

just you and me and my pal

and your big fat friend