if i were a bell

ask me.how do i feel

ask me now that we're cosy and clinging!

well

sir

all i can say

is if i were a bell i'd be ringing!

from the moment we kissed tonight

that's the way i just got to behave

boy

if i were a lamp i'd light!

and if i were a banner i'd wave

ask me how do i feel

little me with my quiet upbringing

well

sir

all i can say

is if i were a gate i'd be swinging!

and if i were a watch i'd start

popping my spring. oh

if i were a bell

i'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding

ask me how do i feel

from this chemistry lesson i'm learnin'

well

sir

all i can say

is if i were a bridge

i'd be burning

yes

i'd do

my moral would crack

from the wonderful way that you look

boy

if i were a duck i'd quack!

and if i were a goose i'd be cooked!

ask me how do i feel

ask me now that we're fondly caressing

well

if i were a salad i know i'd be splashing my dressing

ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

well

if i were a bell i'd go ding dong

ding dong ding!

ding dong

ding dong ding!