the showstopper
salt 'n' pepa
(once again my friends and countrymen
lend us your ears and eyes
the showstopper is stupid fresh
when will you be satisfied?)
have you ever been to jams when people just stand
and they don't even dance?
they're so uncouth they think they're cute
right now i'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be
will chance the circumstance rocks your pants
it's all about money though
but douglas and richie won't like it
this beat is stupid fresh
are you serious? just like a heart attack
cher! do i have to? yeah!
well i really don't have too much to say
then here's my story anyway
it's just a little somethin' too hot to be missed
cher took the train home from work
pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
the train made a stop two hundred and five
and a little soft guy walked inside
he wore plastic bally's and a booty gucci suit
cracked a little smile and showed a fake gold tooth
he tried to make a move i said