shvensen fitzlogic
Singer:mc lars
dropped my little sister off at san jose state
freshman hotties on the floor and they all look great
18 with brains and booties to match
i want to scratch that ass like grandmaster flash
you were in gymboree my freshman year
mr. t was on tv and now you're hear
not creepy anymore when it feels like heaven
you know the hottest girls were born in 1987
now they're freshman hotties drinking cheap-ass beer
fake id's? they don't matter to me
you've got some tig ol' bitties and some nice white teeth
you might call me a crook
i take all the hot and attractive courses
i'm shvensen fitzlogik sing my chorus!
25 year old in a freshman dorm
25 year old in a freshman dorm
please send me more money
it's my eighth year in college digging freshman honeys
it will make you feel good
you can wake up staring at the morning wood
then i'll walk down the hall
leave a little puke in the bathroom stall
it's a new year i should ask you again
how old are you? don't tell me yet
you've got a thing for older guys and i know it's true
johnny freshman can't do these things to you
these girls like good with their cute pink shorts
on the floor next to their book reports
it's mc lars and hardnox with the statutory rap
what's your name? my name's shvensen
'cause i'm so paid from my distray
in the freshman dorm party scene trying to get laid
come in my upper room i've got some coconut and malibu
sit on the couch - want a drink? i do!
add them all up and it's one good time