shvensen fitzlogic

Singer:mc lars

dropped my little sister off at san jose state

freshman hotties on the floor and they all look great

18 with brains and booties to match

i want to scratch that ass like grandmaster flash

you were in gymboree my freshman year

mr. t was on tv and now you're hear

not creepy anymore when it feels like heaven

you know the hottest girls were born in 1987

1987 was the year

now they're freshman hotties drinking cheap-ass beer

fake id's? they don't matter to me

you've got some tig ol' bitties and some nice white teeth

study with me

i won't open a book

i'm a sparknote tip

you might call me a crook

i take all the hot and attractive courses

i'm shvensen fitzlogik sing my chorus!

shvensen fitzlogik

wasted in college

25 year old in a freshman dorm

shvensen fitzlogik

wasted in college

25 year old in a freshman dorm

hey mom

please send me more money

it's my eighth year in college digging freshman honeys

here try this

it will make you feel good

you can wake up staring at the morning wood

then i'll walk down the hall

holding on the wall

leave a little puke in the bathroom stall

on the girl's floor

i'll do it all again

it's a new year i should ask you again

how old are you? don't tell me yet

wait let me guess

i'll make a bet

you've got a thing for older guys and i know it's true

johnny freshman can't do these things to you

these girls like good with their cute pink shorts

on the floor next to their book reports

you're no margery kempe

so shut your yap

it's mc lars and hardnox with the statutory rap

what's your name? my name's shvensen

try a little german baby

see what you're missin'

'cause i'm so paid from my distray

in the freshman dorm party scene trying to get laid

come in my upper room i've got some coconut and malibu

sit on the couch - want a drink? i do!

give me three

give me six

give me nine

add them all up and it's one good time

Lyric Context: shvensen fitzlogic - mc lars