i'll be up in a few! hello?
it's alex. just callin to wish ya a happy birthday
thank you. my pleasure. did you do anything fun today?
nothing special. amy made lasagna
gave me a tie and some socks
i got a gift comin your way too. i
fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow. thank you
it's pretty cool. you'll see tomorrow. aww
give me a hint at least. can i ride it? can
no. is it hairy? is it something i can shave?
no. is it something i can blow?
you already asked me that. if i take it apart
are there individual parts that i can fuck?
i don't think so. fair enough. if i sit on it for a while
noooo. is it something amy can strap on and fuck me with?
if i get jizz all over it
noo. is it something that can be used like. a pussy?
that's just another way of asking if you can fuck it. my bad. does it get big if you touch it?
no. does it get hard if you touch it?
nooo. if my amy catches me blowing it
we already talked about that. right
okay. let's say i'm stranded on a desert island with
just this item. am i getting a rim job?
oh! so i can fuck it? in fact
two people can fuck it at the
ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
don't mind if i doo doo. hahaha