the star of scary stories
greatest outlaw ever lived in the outer rim territories
i'll pull your plug like you're atari
here's the deal: lose your shields
i keep kinda quiet - you can talk to quiggold
he's got a big old peg leg
hang at maz kanata's castle in the shadows
we keep our ears open 'cause we're scoping for a signal
i got a blaster that i stole from kanjiklub
got 'em high on some really good ganja bud
now finn needs a lift like he's jabba hutt
delphidians are black with leathery skin
we'll never see them again
cape's got armoured weave like sheev palpatine
see on the high seas like my homeboy honda
most dangerous dude to cruise the lost clusters
i set a trap then hang back like ghostbusters
i like to chase in the meson
laser cannons disbandin' all manner of crop dusters
make 'em swab the deck for dank
throw 'em a brew 'cause they lose what they make
sarco planks on the plank 'cause he ganked all the bank
everyday makin' cake in a cape
i got a saber but it doesn't have a light
i got my haters; they're just jealous of my life
'cause i go with the flow like jedis on lava
tried to find the helmet but bazine outdid me
looking for a laser sword
it brought me to this castle
about to check the basement when the first order had to hassle
see on the high seas like my homeboy honda
made him his apprentice 'cause his menace got defeated
yoda taught him how to fight
that's why he's hard to beat
'till his head got chopped by some mop-topped creep
pockets filled with credits 'cause his pockets really deep
he tried to hide his paper or lightsaber batteries
so some loser aimed his cruiser at a random destination
on a barge called the shrike
treasure huntin' in a redcoat
some say my life's a waste but they're base like echo
they love ponemah plunders
it's no wonder under thunder
laser cannon blasting havoc
now your kin and crew are conquered
a war of pirates in the sand instead of the stars
race towards a sunken ship
me and my helmet at the helm
can't wait to see what it will be
soon i'll be in glee enselm
see on the high seas like my homeboy honda
see on the high seas like my homeboy honda