silver platter club
Singer:john grant
i wish that i could get up in the early morning time
things would fall out of the sky into my lap
i wish i had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex
so that i wouldn't have to deal with all this crap
i wish that i'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown
while at the beach relaxing in the summer time
i wish that i was good at football
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
i'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
the man you think i should aspire to
i wish i had the genes of eduardo verastegui
that i was effortlessly masculine as well
i wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes
like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys
i wish i had no self-awareness like the guys i know
float right through their lives without a thought
and that i didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me
that i was so relaxed you'd think that i was bored
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
i'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
the man you think i should aspire to
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
i'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
the man you think i should aspire to
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
i'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
the man you think i should aspire to
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
i'm sorry that i wasn't able to become
the man you think i should aspire to
i'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me