i just get in my slippers and i light up my pipe
sit down in my easy chair and fill the thing up right
i hear somebody holler and i jump to my feet
go take out the garbage or you're gonna hear from me
she'd tell me not to wait
that's what i am. she sent me upstairs
downstair looking for her brother
downtown looking for her mother
people think i'm buggy 'cause i'm lost like a lamb
slave lover. she treats me so unfair
she says that i'm a square
i go turn out the light and then i jump in bed
i got to get up early 'cause that's what she said
i go to church on sunday and i hurry home fast
i just get through the door and she says take out the trash
that's what i am. she sent me upstairs
downstair looking for her brother
downtown looking for her mother
people think i'm buggy 'cause i'm lost like a lamb
she says that i'm a square
that's what i am. slave lover that's what i am
slave lover that's what i am
slave lover that's what i am
slave lover that's what i am.