slightly irresponsible

jon lajoie

i am slightly irresponsible

girl

don't let that scare you away

'cause i am still reliable

just not a hundred percent

baby. sometimes i fall asleep without brushing my teeth

and i only floss approximately twice a week

i don't return phone calls all the time

unless it's my boss

i want to stay on his good side. i always pay my credit cards on time

but irresponsibly i'd make minimum payments once in a while

also i think i may have accidentally killed someone

i'm not sure if they died

it was a hit'n'run. i am slightly irresponsible

girl

don't let that scare you away

'cause i am still reliable

just not a hundred percent

baby. when i park my car

sometimes i leave the windows open

that's how i got my blackberry charger stolen

but i didn't really care

i had a second one

that my friend gave me when he bought his iphone last month. i'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper. when i got home that night there was blood all over

and in the grille there were bits of face

hair and bone. i cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home. i am slightly irresponsible

i wonder if that person had a family

but i am still reliable

but the guilt's eating away at me. sometimes i'm a day late paying my rent

and sometimes i forget the birthdays of my friends

apparently they don't have any suspects thus far

but they know he was killed by a camry

luckily for me that's a common car. but there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady

i need to kill her

she's the only one who can identify me

so i break into her house to kill her

but then things get messy

i didn't realize that her son's family was visiting. i am slightly irresponsible

but i am still reliable. i am slightly irresponsible

but i am still reliable

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