slow jam the news

hit me three times!

after years of insisting they undermine our very democracy

president obama recently changed course in regards to super pacs

political action committees which can independently raise unlimited funds for a candidate. awww yeah. sounds like the president goes both ways on this issue. i ain't mad. ain't nothing wrong with a campaign getting an insertion of back-door cash

but be careful. when corporations pay for favors

they expect you to put out policies that they like. nasty. corporate money is used for attacking so obama changes stance to show he's super packing. now

for his part

president obama claims he would be at a huge financial disadvantage if he runs against the gop challenger who's already been taking in millions from these super pacs. mm-mm-mm. take it from my man brilliams. obama's relationship with super pacs is finally consensual. corporate sugar daddies now have permission to get all permissionary

and leave a few million dollars on the night stand

you dig?

corporations in politics is a dangerous game like chris brown reuniting with what's her name. although the supreme court paved the way for these super pacs

some democrats assert the president should stand by his initial opinion that unlimited corporate money could erode the foundation of our democracy. you ain't lying bri-bri will-willz. there's so many singles getting tucked into the candidates' g-strings

the super pacs are getting super freaky. it's a super pac super pac they're super packing"