the snake song
gilman, billy
he swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
he slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
he entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
then he stopped in his tracks
it was love at first sight
although i'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
with a butler and serpents
and your own private stream
if you refuse me it would be such a shame
cause i'm so tired of doing my own fang
then he squeezed her tighter
to excite her and delight her
oh i've got a crush on you
next day when he got there
was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
a long jet of water shot out of her nose
ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose
although you're made of plastic i think you're fantastic!