sneaky little bitch

caught you with your hand in the cookie jar

shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car

you told me it was never gonna happen again

but before you fucked my uncle and my ex best friend

you gotta have the weenie

so why pretend?

you're a sneaky little bitch

shoulda known it right from the start

you're a sneaky little bitch

your intention was fucking my heart

right in the ass

right in the ass

shoulda seen the signs when you came home late

naked in a limo at a quarter to eight

in the morning said you didn't fuck him but i think i know

the kid we got at home has a big afro

same color as your ex

lemonjello

you're a sneaky little bitch

i could tell by the screen on your phone

you're a sneaky little bitch

dicks of all of the guys that you've boned

now i finally have a clue

and i know what you can do

but there's something you don't know

i'm a sneaky fucker too

all the anal pics you took

for my private jacker book

i've been posting them tonight

to your church's new website

caught you like a fish with a worm in your mouth

taking peter north on a trip down south

all your friends were laughing like a bunch of cunts

sure i probably came off like a total dunce

wish that i could give you herpes more than once

you're a sneaky little bitch

shoulda listened to all of my friends

you're a sneaky little bitch

with your sneaky texts that you send

you're a sneaky little bitch

shoulda known it right from the start

you're a sneaky little bitch

oh a sneaky

you're a sticky little shark