i been trying to develop an alternative fuel
from a mix of all natural substances. but the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst
to help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel. marijuana motherfucker!
uh
ladies and gentlemen
players and playettes
teachers
staff and students
i am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show
brought to you by the makers of wiz khalifa premium rolling papers
and the qualified rollers of snoop dogg master kush
so without further adieux
let's get this show on the road
first contestant
bring your talent to the foreground
and let your smoke be yo' background
every time i go out
i'm blowin the smoke out
i buy it don't even know the price
i smoke cause i live it
don't pay me to visit
and i'll be somewhere up in the sky
my nigga it's 'bout to go dowwwwwn
ohh we fly
it's no lie
that we high
'til we die
i'ma get up in this hoe's houuuuuse
roll one up
clean the ride case them hoes wan' jump inside
uhh
got a joint filled with quality shit
my bottom bitch smokin with me
niggaz talk shit
all of 'em shrimp i'm a big fish
roll a joint
lick it once
tell you hit this
groupies on my dick
several kush is on my hitlist
in and out these niggaz bitches
smokin tree and not to mention hustlin
tryin to mind my business
you probably went to class while i was in the hallway skippin
yeah i hear what they sayin
just be too high to listen
'bout my money trippin
if i even fold it wrong
ya ain't smokin this good
if it's foul tell you i sold it all
or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all
or say fuck it and cuff it 'til i go smoke with dogg
i show off
i show off
i show off
car push to start
hit the button once it go off
keep the money comin in and the papers rolled up
and ain't worried 'bout a hatin nigga
they get no love
i go green like i was archbishop don juan
and blow circles 'round you suckas like a marathon
my gym teacher told me
but i didn't listen
my bitch did my homework and now i'm in detention
it sho' beats suspension
this is my audition
so play yo' position
get the picture i envision
did she mention
snoop dogg was made for kissin
a barricuda fishin
she on a mission for me
pleasure
pain and glory
and my inventory
my sat's
my lil' bitch she did 'em for me
and now we prancin on stage at the talent show
we floss in my clothes
my chain and my knapsack
full of that
hand me that
can you see my telescope
principle
said she wanna see me cause she smell my smoke
'bout my money trippin even if i fold it wrong
blowin zones with wiz cause this is the protocol
yeah
it's the archbishop don magic" juan