snow charges
jeff rosenstock
there's a patch shimmering under the sky
on the south corner of bushwick
most days when it's cloudy and all nights i stay inside
but it's 2:30 on new years' day and outside it's looking bright
and i could use some chips and a bottle of soda
for my quest to rescue zelda
i touched the puddle to my tongue
and within a millisecond the bottom of my face went numb
and no one on the street knew anything was wrong
so i tried to wave my arms to find that they were frozen too
my legs felt like they were stuck in glue
and i started to hear a storm
through my ears poured freezing rain
and it froze my freezing brain
a handful of neighbors gathered underneath the awning
of the laundromat 200 feet from the front door of my building
and it smacked my like a pinball
and it crushed me like a wrecking ball
i was swallowed by a cold duvet
and the kids are gonna have a snow day
i couldn't bear to find out how the story was gonna end
so i closed my eyes and went to sleep and no one found me dead
cause everybody stayed inside 'til march
and a patch of flowers grew out of the concrete where i lied
some boy picked a dandelion to give to a girl he liked
and she gave him a kiss that warmed his lonely heart
now they hold each other tight
and stay in on winter nights